Indisputable Mathematical Logic

Author: kwaddell | Filed under: Uncategorized Monday Sep 14,2009

Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint….it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-*-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far a_s kissing will take you.

A-*-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bullsh_t and A_s Kissing that will put you over the top.

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FREE Photo Calendar Template Downloads

Author: kwaddell | Filed under: FREE Stationery, Site Information Friday Sep 11,2009

April 2010 photo calendar template

Hi Scrapbook and Stationery friend,

I’m going to make this one really quick today… I just uploaded brand new 2010 Photo Calendar Templates for you. I’ve even added a couple of versions of April, July & December calendars so you can make one that best fits your life.

Get all the details and download to your hearts content with no signups at all. Here’s the link to where they are:

Http://www.FreeScrapbookTraining.com

Enjoy and let me know if you use them to create a Christmas or other gift… I’d love to hear how much they loved it. I know my family can’t wait to get their’s each year.

Kathy

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